|Gianna has NOT read this!|
I love Hemingway so much. Like, there's the man and he goes fishing and he fights a marlin and talks endlessly about DiMaggio--and I just love the Yankees too--and then the sharks eat the marlin before the man can bring it to shore, and what the hell happened to the afternoon of my life that I lost reading this book?*
I love Mark Twain so much. Like, there's a boy with ADHD who plays with the life of a slave while running away from home, and it's supposed to be the greatest book in American literature and really funny, but mostly it's just silly and rather abusive and kinda racist.*
I love Norman Mailer so much. It's so awesome the way that he makes anal sex sound like so much fun for the woman being raped. But who wouldn't want to be buggered by a guy who's already murdered his wife?*
Yeah, I'm going with Virginia Woolf for this one.
*The Old Man and the Sea, The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn, An American Dream