Spirit Gianna speaks: Liz, do not tell them I have syphilis. That's not funny.
I'm really faking being sick. I'm just too embarrassed to admit that I stayed up late last night reading Twilight. It's so good.
No, I don't think that Twilight gave me syphilis. It's just so good. Like, "slap your mama" good. It's contagious. Like herpes.
Sometimes I like to cast Lizzy and me as book characters, and in this case I'd have to say that Lizzy is Edward because she's just so, so pale, and I'm Jacob because I'm the hot one. Also, I like to walk around without my shirt.
No, Liz, do NOT spread the rumor that I'm pregnant. Bella was pregnant with Edward's vampire baby. Fang babies are so darn cute.
I have a crush on Kristen Stewart.
[We will return to a less fever-driven post tomorrow. Or Gianna will still be sick and dreaming about Fifty Shades of Grey.]