Maria's Bookshop in Durango. Who wouldn't want to shop here? |
1. When you shop in a local bookstore
you may actually meet the love of your life. You can’t meet the love of your
life on Amazon (unless you’re browsing the small electronics). [On the other hand, the small electronics section does offer an alternate meaning for "stimulus package."]
Community. That's what we're talking about. |
5. Those local business people are supporting you too. It's a circle of life. Hakuna Matata.
6. When you buy a gift for your
mother and it's clear she hates it, you can take solace that she hates a gift
that was purchased locally! And why
is your mom so ungrateful? Geez.
Welcome to Blue Willow Bookshop. Kids stuff on the left, adult books on the right, friendly and helpful staff ready to assist in the middle. |
8. Local stores offer cool things that you can't find elsewhere. And unique merchandise is harder for your ungrateful brother who lives 1,000 miles away to return.
Square Books, Oxford, MS. This is Main Street America. |
9. We aren't above mocking you online and in person. Shame is a powerful deterrent.
10. Most importantly, shopping locally
makes you less of a douche now, and gives you a little bit of rope to do
something asinine later, like never chipping in on office birthday gifts or
baby showers.
Y'all crack me up. And as a matter of fact, I did meet my true love at a bookstore. True story. Does it count if I was a bookseller at said bookstore? I hope it does!
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