If you’ve ever met Liz or me (especially Liz), the thing you
get right away – the vibe – is that we believe in love, we believe in romance,
and we believe in soul mates. [Gianna also believes the children are the future, but I do not.] We ooze love (the good kind); it can’t be denied
and we can’t help it. If we weren’t publishing sales reps, we would probably be
matchmakers or prostitutes. [Do prostitutes live like crazy cat ladies?] We know romance is all I am saying. Candles, roses,
wine, The Notebook, long walks on the beach, Penthouse Letters VI, Sex and the
City 2, WWE Raw, Nights in Rodanthe, and of course syphilis. [I know my brain is rotting just reading this post.]
People looked to us after the Seal/Heidi breakup 36 hours
ago in order to restore their faith in love, marriage, and Project Runway.
While we can’t help you with Project Runway [Go Mondo!], we promise we can rebuild your
belief in love. That’s right--while certain people are trying to ruin the
holiest of holidays (looking at you Ashton), we will bring back the sanctity and
dignity of Valentine’s Day. [I put the saint in St. Valentine's Day.]
We offer you 21 Days of Love, or Lack Thereof…a romantic
book a day for 21 days. We launch this Love Boat tomorrow!
Taking this picture of you two is probably one of my proudest achievements.
ReplyDeleteI think of it as one of my worst days.
ReplyDeleteLiz I think you're lying.
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