Liz or Gianna?
My platform is this: Rachel Maddow will be in charge of everything. I'm just doing the leg work.
- Make pages of books out of money.
- As my brother use to say when he was 6 years old, make everything cost a .10 and then people can buy stuff.
- Invest in money trees. My dad would always say to my mom " Gee, let me go pick a thousand dollars off the money tree!" And to this day, I think how great it must have been to have that tree.
- Bring China here, that way we aren't shipping jobs anywhere!
- Legalize gay marriage so people have to buy me a gift for a change.
I'm pro environment if I am in that environment. Like, I don't think smooth jazz should be playing in any environment that I am in. And I think pollution has gotten a really bad rap, I'm just not convinced it's a bad thing. It's just what the liberal media wants us to think.
West Wing character most like me: Claudia Jean Cregg.
- Gianna will donate money to me (and to you).
- Fox News pays a "Liar Liar Pants on Fire" tax, and we literally set their pants on fire unless they pay.
- What's the second largest economy in the world? Let's merge with them. I hear that mergers are all the rage these days.
- Set up a Liz Relief Fund. Text $909.99 to my phone along with your bank account number to make a donation.
- I will share my full plan after the election. But I swear it's great!