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Maria's Bookshop in Durango. Who wouldn't want to shop here? |
1. When you shop in a local bookstore
you may actually meet the love of your life. You can’t meet the love of your
life on Amazon (unless you’re browsing the small electronics). [On the other hand, the small electronics section does offer an alternate meaning for "stimulus package."]
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Community. That's what we're talking about. |
5. Those local business people are supporting you too. It's a circle of life. Hakuna Matata.
6. When you buy a gift for your
mother and it's clear she hates it, you can take solace that she hates a gift
that was purchased locally! And why
is your mom so ungrateful? Geez.
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Welcome to Blue Willow Bookshop. Kids stuff on the left, adult books on the right, friendly and helpful staff ready to assist in the middle. |
8. Local stores offer cool things that you can't find elsewhere. And unique merchandise is harder for your ungrateful brother who lives 1,000 miles away to return.
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Square Books, Oxford, MS. This is Main Street America. |
9. We aren't above mocking you online and in person. Shame is a powerful deterrent.
10. Most importantly, shopping locally
makes you less of a douche now, and gives you a little bit of rope to do
something asinine later, like never chipping in on office birthday gifts or
baby showers.
Y'all crack me up. And as a matter of fact, I did meet my true love at a bookstore. True story. Does it count if I was a bookseller at said bookstore? I hope it does!
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